That Comedy Blog That You Have Always Wanted

Why isn’t this Tumblr?

justin-timberfuck:

This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.

justin-timberfuck:

This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.

el-jimman:

myholelife:

So, I saw a non-transparent version of this, and so I fixed it.
Transparent Toy story Buzz hitting his head on your blog :P

My life is now complete

el-jimman:

myholelife:

So, I saw a non-transparent version of this, and so I fixed it.

Transparent Toy story Buzz hitting his head on your blog :P

My life is now complete

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

icwok:

a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping

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my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat

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then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)

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rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch

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rottencomix:

Charlie’s Revenge
THIS one has been locked away and buried for years in a shrine with mummies in Egypt. Discovered in King Tut’s tomb by American travelers I present to you The Lost Peanuts Comic Charles Schultz didn’t want you to see…

rottencomix:

Charlie’s Revenge

THIS one has been locked away and buried for years in a shrine with mummies in Egypt. Discovered in King Tut’s tomb by American travelers I present to you The Lost Peanuts Comic Charles Schultz didn’t want you to see…

clever-one-word-url:

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU REBLOGGING THIS?!

skye-fox:

amoralovesfood:

kept-it-ugly:

reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too

CONSIDER YOUR MISSION ACCOMPLIDHES ARGH

starting a new religion based on this.

skye-fox:

amoralovesfood:

kept-it-ugly:

reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too

CONSIDER YOUR MISSION ACCOMPLIDHES ARGH

starting a new religion based on this.


this is what hell looks like

this is what hell looks like

zhoufucius:

septagonstudios:

Anwar Rafiee

Awe, poor tony

zhoufucius:

septagonstudios:

Anwar Rafiee

Awe, poor tony

hungeryhoran:

I THINK I PEED FROM LAUGHTER
the dog tho

hungeryhoran:

I THINK I PEED FROM LAUGHTER

the dog tho