Why isn’t this Tumblr?

pleatedjeans:

jiro

justin-timberfuck:

This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.

el-jimman:

myholelife:

So, I saw a non-transparent version of this, and so I fixed it.

Transparent Toy story Buzz hitting his head on your blog :P

My life is now complete

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

icwok:

a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping

my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat

then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)

rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch

rottencomix:

Charlie’s Revenge

THIS one has been locked away and buried for years in a shrine with mummies in Egypt. Discovered in King Tut’s tomb by American travelers I present to you The Lost Peanuts Comic Charles Schultz didn’t want you to see…

clever-one-word-url:

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU REBLOGGING THIS?!

skye-fox:

amoralovesfood:

kept-it-ugly:

reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too

CONSIDER YOUR MISSION ACCOMPLIDHES ARGH

starting a new religion based on this.

this is what hell looks like

zhoufucius:

septagonstudios:

Anwar Rafiee

Awe, poor tony

hungeryhoran:

I THINK I PEED FROM LAUGHTER

the dog tho